Feb 10

Apple’s Future Plans? Look To Wall-E

It has become very clear to me that Apple’s recent actions and products follow a pattern. Steve Jobs, through his former company Pixar, put their future path out there for the entire world to see in the film Wall-E. I’m pretty sure you will agree with me after thinking about these next three remarkable coincidences.

Wall-E Human / Technology Interactions

Humans in Wall-E Using Facetime on their iPads

Wall-E depicted humans in chairs with a square tablet-like box floating in front of them interacting with them on everything. Did it have a keyboard? No. Did it have a mouse? No. The humans just talked to it and it responded. This is just like Siri and the latest iPhone (and probably the iPad3.)

Also, this still clearly shows what looks like the obese humans using Facetime and Siri. Also, you can’t deny that Americans are getting more obese and we happen to be buying more iPads and iPhones.

The Large Spaceship and The New Apple Campus

The Apple Campus "Spaceship"

Yes, the spaceship depicted in the movie looks different, but Steve Jobs himself prior to his passing, went to the Cupertino City Council to have them approve what Apple is touting as their new campus that happens to look like a spaceship! If I were the planning commission down un Cupertino, I would be on the lookout for change requests on the design as they morph it more and more into a replica of the Wall-E ship. Just saying.

Destruction of the Earth’s Environment

The Wall-E Skyline

Of course in the movie Wall-E, the humans are not on Earth because it has become so horribly destroyed by it’s former inhabitants that they are forced to live on the ship zooming around and Facetiming each other on their iPads. Apple is well on it’s way to destroying the Earth by selling obscene amounts of disposable electronics such as the iPod, iPhone and the iPad that are non-upgradeable ewaste that has an amazingly short lifecycle by design.

Apple also probably the largest client of Foxconn in Shenzhen, China. The polution and environmental damage in the area around Shenzhen is epic. I have no doubt this could spread to allow Apple to realize their vision they shared with the creators of Wall-E.

Conclusions

I expect Apple to start getting into electric furniture in the coming years and when they are actual able to build and complete the ship, I think it is time to worry. I would also invest in iRobot because I’m guessing Apple will acquire them to eventually invent the real Wall-E to scrub the Earth.

Jan 26

The Colbert Report: Maurice Sendak Interview

I had to grab both the embeds of the the two parts of the Sendak interview on The Colbert Report over the last couple of days. It was wonderful. It first aired on Comedy Central on 1/24/12 and 1/25/12.

Part 1

 

Part 2

 

Jan 08

Great Example Of A Slippery Slope Argument: The DirectTV “Roadside Ditch” Commercial

I rarely care or even acknowledge TV commercials. Most are actually pretty horrible and get skipped-over via TiVo, but the DirectTV “Don’t Ware Up In a Trench” is an exception. The “Roadside Ditch 2012″ commercial is a great example of a philosophical fallacy of a “slippery slope” argument. Watch it below.

More on the slippery slope argument and fallacy over at Wikipedia. Enjoyed it.

Here is the argument.

1. When your cable company puts you on hold, you get angry. 

2. When you get angry, you go blow-off steam. 

3. When you go blow-off steam, accidents happen. 

4. When accidents happen, you get an eye-patch. 

5. When you get an eye-patch, people think you’re tough. 

6. When people think you’re tough, people want to see how tough. 

7. And when people want to see how tough, you wake-up in a roadside ditch. 

8. Don’t wake-up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of cable. 

 

May 10

The New Microsoft Bing-ified Skype Next Generation User Interface

Now that Microsoft is spending $8.5 Billion on Skype. I am guessing it will go under their internet division and perhaps be closly linked with Bing. Here is my rendering of what the new Skype Microsoft user interface will look like. Should be exciting (once you are able to locate where the controls are!)

The New Bing-Inspired Skype Interface

Nov 09

Xserve: How Apple Could Have Saved It

Simple – A Xserve billboard ad in the same vein as the iPod and iPhone mold.

Apple, you are free to incorporate this into your marketing plans if you decide now, after seeing the potential in this ad campaign, to resurrect the Xserve.

My Xserve Billboard Rendering for Apple - Jonathan Mergy

That is the sysadmin jumping for joy because he so excited having an Xserve. This could have changed everything. I fear now that my work is too late to save the end-of-lifed Xserve. I can see it now, kids will want to setup 19″ racks in their closets to listen to beats, serve DNS and Open Directory.

Oh well, what could have been (hehe)